Thursday, 15 May 2014

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To get you thinking:

Here are two of Lee's favourites:


Keane - Crystal Ball - see 1:10

Misheard: Chris de Burgh....Chris do Burgh
Should be: Crystal Ball....Crystal Ball

Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers - see 0:11

Misheard: How can we be lovers if we can't speak french?
Should be: How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?


Here are two of Bee's favourites:


Bob Marley - Get up Stand up - see 0:44

Misheard: It's that all that pizza is cold
Should be: It's not all that glitters is gold

David Bowie - Space Oddity - see 1:24

Misheard: And the papers want to know who shot your wife
Should be: And the papers want to know who's shirt you wear

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119 comments:

  1. And, you left me, just when I needed some toast.

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  2. From The Police ‘Message In A Bottle’ ...... ‘massage in a brothel’?

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  3. Kevin McGovern16 May 2014 at 12:22

    4000 children and a crop in the field (Kenny Rogers Lucille) should be 4 hungry children

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    1. I thought it was 400 hundred children and not a crop in the field! I thought "Oh that's a lot of children and no crops" haha great song :)

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  4. I want cookie !!! instead of alberquecie

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  5. I believe in Milko - should be miracles!

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  6. Spare him his life from his pork sausages.

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  7. Like a virgin touched for the thirty first time.

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  8. anything my mum sees fit to sing, the lyrics are always wrong

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  9. Red eye love instead of Radar Love and is this the way to arm a dildo. Instead of is this the way to amarillo. Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something white instead of every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild.

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  10. In the song Black velvet I thought it was 'What love' and sang that for ages.

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  11. Abba Dancing Queen - See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

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  12. Winding my way down to Baker Street. I'm off my head and dead on on my feet.

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  13. Celine Dion's the heart does go on ~ the hot dogs go on

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  14. It don't matter if your backs alright. Black or white by Michael Jackson. My son also sings at the post office, in Don't stop til you get enough

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  15. anything my hubby sings is wrong!

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  16. Scuse me while I kiss this guy Jimi Hendrix ‘Purple Haze’

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  17. Years ago I used to listen to Alishas Attic and there was one song "I am, I feel" where they sing "Don't cry my precious one, coz. I ain't got no sympathy for you" - well, the "precious one coz" I always thought at the time, was "precious W-----s"!! I sang it like that for years!! :(

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  18. I always get the words wrong but I can't think of any funny ones right now - sorry

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  19. Deep fry now, instead of leave right now. Maybe I should go to
    specsavers they do ears now.

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  20. Tori Amos - Honey Bring it close to my lips heard as Honey bring your toast to my lips

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  21. Madonna La Isla Bonita, I thought the lyric was "young girl with eyes like potatoes" but it's "young girl with eyes like the desert"

    kirstyjfox [at] yahoo [dot] com

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  22. I come from a land down under, where women blow and men chunder

    I'm pretty sure that's not the lyrics, but that's what I always hear in my head!

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  23. like a virgin touched for the thirty first time.

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  24. the new song by Ashley Roberts, I could have sworn she was saying it's like "lager would" then I learnt it's actually "clockwork". She says it in a weird way!

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  25. I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone ( Melanie McNair )

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  26. susan thornton20 May 2014 at 08:59

    Cherry pie, cherry pie is what I thought Lady Gaga was saying in Poker face lol

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  27. Misheard: 'Who's gonna sit on your face when I'm not there'
    Should be: 'Cause you're gonna sit on your fence when I'm not there'
    Everything Everything - Suffragette Suffragette

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  28. Systematic, I never can get enough. Obviously it should be System Addict. Darn it.

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  29. I used to think Karma Chameleon was 'Cumma cumma cumma cumma Camelia!'

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  30. "It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not" Bon Jovi's 'Livin’ On A Prayer' correct lyric is "It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not"

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  31. David Bowie - sometimes "sound and vision" sounds like "salmon fishing".

    Hazel Rea @beachrambler

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  32. Macy Gray's I Try was my sisters favourite song at one time, and played on loop for about a year. Understandably I loathe it! She got the following bit a little wrong:

    Should be: '...My world crumbles when you are not here...'
    my sister sang as '...I wear waffles when you are not here...'.

    I think it's an improvement.

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  33. good King Wenlas last lucked out on the feet of Stephen

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  34. Instead of singing the Queen song Tie your mother down lyrics which are suppose to be

    ' Your momma says you don't And your Daddy says you won't '

    One time my friend said ' Your cousin says you rock and roll '

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  35. I get so many wrong - the kids despair of me!

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  36. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me!!

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  37. When I was a kid I used to think the lyrics to Adam and the Ants' Prince Charming was "Prince Farting, Prince Farting . . ."!

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  38. Hold me closer Tony Danza (Tiny dancer)

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  39. a song by milky, thought it said pantyhoes instead of here we go

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  40. Touched for the 31st Time

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  41. Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body ... who knew Madonna was such a fan of The Goodies :-)

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  42. i believe in Milko by Hot Chocolate ( I believe in Miracles!!! )

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  43. I wore goggles when you are not here (I Try - Macy Gray)

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  44. Rock and roll all night and part of every day!
    A common one but still funny :)

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  45. Brown Girl in the rain, tra-la-la-la-la! thought it was that for years till someone told me it was 'Ring' not 'Rain'...i remember being disappointed cos i thought rain sounded better!

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  46. "She's so popular" instead of the correct lyrics "Jeux sans frontières" (Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers)

    @jaizduck

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  47. take that "wash yer back, wash yer back, wash yer back for good"

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  48. Don't go chasing waterfalls - Go Go Jason Waterfalls?! I thought it was a motivational song for people called Jason!

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  49. Tonight I sellotape my glove to you (Tonight I celebrate my love for you) :D

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  50. Like a barrel of ale I'll be gone when the morning comes!
    (Meatloaf - Bat out of Hell)

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  51. 'I WOULD SET THE TOILET PAPER FREE'' instead of 'I was sick and tired of wedding rings' ..Hahaha!! from super trouper , Abba

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  52. There was a radio ad for a local garage years ago which I thought went 'Making cars that fall apart.' Apparently it was 'making cars for the stars.'

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  53. REM : the sidewinder sleeps tonight
    "born in jamaica" instead of "come in to wake her"

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  54. “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen" Abba

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  55. Ernie song by Benny Hill at the end it says "and Ernie bit the dust" so my dad said poor Ernie and i said why poor Ernie i don't like him. why not said my dad well he bit the duck and the duck did nothing to him did it! i thought it said "and Ernie bit the duck"

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  56. the ants are my friends they are blowing in the wind!! it should be the ANSWER my friend lol!

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  57. Britney Spears Circus 'I'm like a prawn cracker I like it hot!'

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  58. My husband's rendition of Hey, Ya by Outkast used to include 'Shake it like a mongoloid preacher'. Once I got over how offensive he thought this popular song was, it was pretty funny.

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  59. j,geils band-centrefold=my anus is a centre hole loooooooooooooool

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  60. Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy'. Ha!

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  61. Rolling Stones....Gimme Shelter - always thought the line 'war children' was oh Tilly!

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  62. Am up all night to get stonned... its up all night to the sun .... daftpunkxxxxxxxx

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  63. Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal I always though it said Eddie instead of Annie :O

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  64. Aha's take on me - theres a bit that i think say's "after my tea" still not sure what it actually says!

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  65. arrrgh; i know i've heard loads but my mind has gone totally blank.

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  66. My daughter was laughing at me singing along to Pink the other day - I thought she had said 'fanny snatcher' in it....the shame!

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  67. Karma Chameleon
    For years I thought it was:

    Comma, Comma, Comma Comma ka meal in one
    You come and go, you come and go
    Lovers be easy when you colour and like my dreams
    Red golden green, red golden green

    ITS ACTUALLY:

    Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon,
    You come and go, you come and go.
    Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams:
    red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green.

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  68. I always think Britney Spears says BABUM...Oh Babum babum...

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  69. Here we are now in containers - Nirvana

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  70. I'm a constipated boy (Paul Simon "I'm a consecrated boy")

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  71. Black Chandelier as Black Shangerlears

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  72. Randy Crawford - . I play the street life, we convinced our friend that it was street LIGHTS an d she was singing it for months like it

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  73. Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove. ;)

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  74. moobs like jabba (moves like jagger!)

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  75. Can't remember any right now. but i definitely have some

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  76. Laura McGuigan28 May 2014 at 15:20

    'I'm honey, honey, honey, honey. So honey'. Instead of 'horny'.

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  77. Lets get fizzy cold, fizzy cold :)
    Olivia Newton John - Physical

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  78. Ernie the fastest binman in the west - should be milkman

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  79. come on,come on,come on for karma chameleon

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  80. Michael Miles the dustman (now that ages me)

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  81. As a kid I used to think that Paul Young used to sing "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you" Not sure if that is such a wise idea with hindsight!

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  82. I believe in Milko - should be miracles!

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  83. Shania Twain - You're the kinda guy to kiss you car goodnight... I heard as something so rude I could hardly repeat!

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  84. every time that you get undressed, i hear sympathy's in my head
    i think its a bruno song?

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  85. I have no money in my bank.. had to I have no many on my mind..

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  86. Bohemian Rhapsody 'Is this the real life, is this just Battersea'

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  87. It's very embarrassing but I thought the who song was "we won't'get food again" not fooled that poor starving Roger daltrey!

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  88. My mum used to think that the sex pistols song was pretty bacon

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  89. Can't believe you kiss your COCK goodnight

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  90. No one on earth could feel like this, I'm blown and overgrown with fleas. "There Must Be An Angel" - Eurythmics

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  91. Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love
    "Might as well face it your a dick with a glove"

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  92. The trucks don't work instead of the drugs don't work.

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  93. Lola's Theme by The Shapeshifters.
    I sang 'I want to wet myself' rather than 'I'm a different person'.

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  94. We built this Zitty on Rock and Roll!

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  95. Oprah got no style - Gangnam Style, Psy

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  96. I'll be your prostitute... - should be substitute

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  97. cot tity tara (this is thriller) ok, I was very young!!!

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  98. I used to think "leave me breathless!" was "leave me Bradley!" for some reason...

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  99. The Clash, Misheard: Drop the pasta, should be: Rock the Casbah!

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  100. Sean Paul and every lyric he has ever sung. A more specific example should be 'need a lot of trees up in my head' and I always think it is 'need a lot of cheese up in my ass.' Both are worrying in my opinion!

    Another one is Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root, which I've heard since a little girl from Matilda, and the bit where I always thought it was nonsense like 'mamasayimamimum' is actually 'you know what they say about the young.'

    :)Iram Mahmood

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  101. My friend sang L.O.A.F G.O.E.S O.N

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  102. Foo Fighters - "My Hero" There goes my hero, he's old and hairy

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  103. sorry cant think of any right now, but am often mishearing and mis-singing songs x

    Natalie Gillham

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  104. Billy Ocean - When the going gets tough, I used to think he said go and get stuffed!

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  105. can't think of any so iam say hello
    lisa ann tebbutt

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  106. Pam Francis Gregory30 May 2014 at 18:45

    Billy Ocean - Go and get stuffed instead of going gets tough

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  107. My sister believed it was "You're the wad da da da" for years for Grease's you're the one that I want! I think that stuck until she was 25!

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  108. beyonce irreplaceable= when she sang to left to the left, i thought she was singing to the hef to the hef

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  109. Take a chance on me by Abba "jackie chan jackie chan jackie ch ch chan chan"

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  110. From 'My Heart will go on' ..'and I know that the hot dogs go on'

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  111. Pussy Cat Dolls - When I grow up. This bit "When i grow up I wanna be famous... I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies". I swear to god they said "I wanna have boobies"!!!

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  112. My Body lies over the ocean, my body lies over the sea, my body lies over the ocean. Please bring back my body to me.

    Lyrics are My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie ...

    Rachel Craig

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  113. Bryan Adams - Run to You
    Im gonna rupture you (instead of run to you)

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